Deep Sea Slumbler

Please discuss how awesome these pillowcases are. I never thought I would find such nautical treats at the house of Howard Edward Butt (HEB). It's not the grown-up-woman look I've been going for, but I suppose it confirms my suspicians I am turning into an 8-year-old boy.

Red, White and Blue

In the spirit of the holiday and general office boredom, I put together this patriotic outfit on Polyvore.com. I don't think I'll get enough of gladiators short and a white tee this summer. I personally am not much for accessories, but I had to beef it up a bit for my dear, dear readers. I cannot tell you how many emails (zero) I recieve begging me to beef up my life with accessories. It's absolutely maddening.

Items are:
perfect-fit tee jcrew.com $19.50
Superfine Minty shorts net-a-porter.com $235
Miu Miu Leather gladiators net-a-porter.com $450
AE Nautical Bikini ae.com $54
nautical bangle bananarepublic.com $39